Bret & Tony

Bret & Tony featuring Abe & Ashlyn is a podcast where four friends come together to discuss a set topic and then go randomly off topic in ways we never imagined.

Every other week we discuss a random B movie that we find on Shudder. B Movies are the Best Movies.

Our ranking system is based on 5 machetes:

🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 - Blows our mind!

🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 - Amazing but doesn’t make the cut in some way.

🔪 🔪 🔪 - This B movie gets a C.

🔪 🔪 - Not the very worst but has something to enjoy.

🔪 - Avoid this B movie at all costs!

A special Bloody Machete goes to a B movie that gets all 5s from us.

The hosts are Bret Royer, Tony Miller, Abe Kershner and Ashlyn James.

Episodes Date

This week we are talking about attractions. What possibly could go wrong with that?   Warning: Not Safe For Work!   Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @BretandTony   Check out for more ama...
March 2, 2021
B Movies are the Best Movies This week we welcome Tadd Good from Attack of the Killer Podcast and First Time? Podcast to the show.  He introduces us to an Italian classic... Demons A group of random p...
February 24, 2021
What started out as a serious conversation about religion turned into us making up our own cult: The Paragons of Bratigar. Let’s see those crab hands!
February 16, 2021
B Movies are the Best Movies   This week, we make Ashlyn watch Wolfcop...   As a series of strange and violent events begin to occur, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a wer...
February 9, 2021
We talk about high school with our guest Bret’s daughter Aurora. She’s in high school and makes us all feel old.
February 3, 2021
B Movies are the Best Movies.  Join us as we talk about the 2017 film Mayhem, directed by Joe Lynch. A virus spreads through an office complex causing white collar workers to act out their worst impul...
January 27, 2021
On Ashlyn’s birthday we got together to discuss...birthdays. Randomness is then unwrapped. Wish Ashlyn a belated happy birthday or tell us why your birthday is the best at: FB:
January 20, 2021
B Movies are the Best Movies   Join us as we discuss the 1983 slasher classic Sleepaway Camp.   Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin.  Shortly after her ...
January 12, 2021
We get together to discuss vices for our very first podcast that goes off the rails to the point I don't think we even know what the word vice actually means. Email: Twitter:  @B...
January 6, 2021

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